"Dammit, Egbert, I thought I told you not to let Karkar in!"

"But… he looked so sad and cute in the rain."

"What’s rule number one of the cool-kids’ club?"

"Well…"

"John."

"*sigh* ‘Don’t talk to Karkar, under any circumstances."

"That’s what I thought."

((Because Ashley said “Karkar” and now he is the Homestuck Moonmoon.))